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Through an anonymous tip, I am happy to provide–for your delectation–the 2010-2011 tap classes of two of Yale’s first-string societies: Wolf’s Head and Scroll and Key.
Although we can’t vouch for 100% accuracy, we’ll put our editorial weight behind these lists based on source credibility.
This sort of sucks: especially since it’s not ADPhi. In all seriousness, the besieged frats at Cornell, for all their foibles, have been on the receiving end of a disproportionate amount of administration crackdown, especially since — as a frat tipster notes — “on occasion, we do good things.” Ithaca is cold and gloomy; frats are warm and, at their best, booze and camaraderie filled. So, a few months back we brought you the twisted tale of Pi Kappa Alpha at Cornell, whose rush-week boozefests left three freshmen hospitalized and the campus in uproar.
When they do crazy things, we here at Ivy Gate write about them; but when they get shut down, we take no joy in Cornell’s loss. Next, Cornell’s ADPhi bros bit the bullet on account of our leaked hazing regimen.
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No less than three of the pledges have been overheard lamenting. The electro-flower-children have long supported feminist causes since their time at Wesleyan, and were not willing to be introduced with lyrics including, but not limited to: “Beat that p-ssy up,” “wanna control these hoes …can’t control these hoes (no, no, no),” “I hate hoes, I hate hoes, I hate hoes,” “Forreal b-tch, don’t take the sh-t wrong / Thinking I’m nice I’ll break you jawbone,” and of course, “I can’t stand b-tches and hoes / ’cause a b-tch is a b-tch and a hoe gonna hoe.” Contacted by Ivy Gate, the band’s manager Andrea Neustein commented, on-sale April 13–the band is under pressure to accept gigs that will reflect well upon their characters and beliefs.
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These Yalies do: It’s been a busy month for our favorite “literary fraternity” ADPhi. Well, a week or so ago the Cornell administration got involved, and the news is dire: Reports out of Cornell tell us that ADPhi has been placed on complete social probation.