Ny post online dating spreadsheet
Over drinks, Merkur told her about his spreadsheet. “I thought about deleting the names, but figured I might as well give you the whole thing. ” On April 9, Arielle — whom Merkur described in his spreadsheet as “very pretty, sweet & down to earth” with a “great personality” — e-mailed it to her friends with the note: “Wanted to pass this on to you for some monday morning entertainment. On the date, he tells me that he has a spreadsheet for tracking all of the people from Match that are ‘in process.’ Naturally, I tease him and ask him to send me the spreadsheet. Merkur, an associate director in capital markets for real-estate finance firm Ladder Capital, told The Post last night that he was sorry for making the crass document.
Arielle asked to see it — and he e-mailed it to her. I only deleted the non-Match people’s names (at the bottom) since some I’ve known for a long time.” “I hope this e-mail doesn’t backfire, because I really had a great time and hope to hang again soon :),” he added. She added, “For some strange reason, he actually does. “I sincerely regret my serious lapse in judgment in this matter and apologize to everyone,” he said. Suffice it to say, I will never do anything like this again.” He earlier told that he found his handiwork “wacky and quirky and kind of funny.” Merkur argued that his busy job prevents him from remembering the mundane details of his nights out.
After one date in February, he noted under the “Initial Date Comments” category: “very jappy; one and done for me.” Other missives included, “Drunkenly hooked up after J****’s birthday party at K-Town karaoke,” and “Conversation still on- going.” None of the ladies scores lower than 7 in the appearance category.
For one date named Liliana, who scored a 9.5, Merkur wrote, “Looks beautiful; from coastal Romania; Chanel make-up artist.” OPINION: REAL MEN CAN CLOSE THE DEAL WITHOUT OPENING EXCEL But after a few conversations and Facebook chats, Merkur noted that her old boyfriend “might be back in the picture.” He made himself another note to call her after she returned from an April trip to Florida.
If I managed to go on just one date per week, it would take me ages to actually find a serious girlfriend.
For better or worse, those little Microsoft-created cells are how I organize my thoughts.
First posted on Deal Breaker, this nameless singleton loves to type up all the details about each of his potential suitors and put them into an Excel spreadsheet.
Strangely, the guy actually revealed this on a date and later via email to Arielle, one of his lucky ladies listed in the infamous spreadsheet.
Check out the email and the edited spreadsheet below.
(NOTE: Photos and contact names removed.) From: [redacted] Date: Sat, Apr 7, 2012 at AM To: [26, Oyster Bay, 9.0] Subject: spreadsheet… I thought about deleting the names, but figured I might as will give you the whole thing.