Embarssing dating stories
I get set up on the couch with her, nervous as could be.I press play to hear moan after moan with the sound of extremely wet sex. "I went to Chili's with a girl I was really interested in.It was a trendy number and obviously made him attractive enough as the night ended passionately.Sadly, however, as his date was kissing erotically down his stomach, he realised too late that the jumper had left his navel jammed with fluff. They were enjoying a cheeky snog at the end of the evening when a lurch from her stomach saw her share a little more than saliva. The date with the period disaster You know when you’re so into a date that you don’t even notice a heavy period come on? Well, one person did when she stood up after watching a movie with her date and saw his sheets were red.
Having to get your date to phone her dad to pick you up is a killer.Channel 4 hit series First Dates inevitably got us thinking about our own first tastes of the romantic scene and, much like in the show, the path to love is rarely smooth. The story has a happy ending, however as the gent brushed the incident aside and the couple are now happily married. The date with the fiery genitals It’s a lovely idea to cook a romantic meal on a first date. This food of love was clearly an aphrodisiac as the night ended with an intimate snuggle – all went well until the chef did some down below caressing and found that the type of screaming he got was NOT the type he was after.We decided to do a little bit of research and find out from others if they had had similar experiences. If you cringe ever so slightly at your memory, don’t feel too embarrassed. Lesson: always wash your hands after working with chillis.To add to the cringe factor, his date tried to seductively remove the fluff, only to find that there was a whole lot more after her first attempt.Yeah, you can’t really come back from that can you?